FedEx Worker: Can you please write down your address.
Me: It is on the shipping label.
FW: Ok. What is the company’s shipping address?
Me: That is also written on the shipping label.
FW: Oh, I see now. I need all this information now that we are going paperless.
Me: Paperless shipping?
FW: Yes. All companies are going paperless. The devil is working overtime … Oh, you are not religious are you?
Me: No, I am not.
FW; But you believe, right?
Me: …. I just want to ship my package.
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