Texas Open Warmup Tournament: Day 2

Well, I got it! By "it", I mean the first place trophy.

You can't see, but the person on my trophy is hermaphrodite.
I won. I WON!!! I can't believe it. I was so scared that I was going to lose this match because I had dream I was going to lose. Screw you images caused by the REM stage in my sleep cycle!

They guy today was really good but he had a flaw in his game. His backhand was horrible. I was told about his flaw yesterday after playing my 2nd round opponent.
To take advantage, I tried to keep all my shots to his backhand. My strategy works because I won 6-4, 6-3.

I feel good about the Texas Open because of the win. I just hope I don't get bounced in the first round.

This is stupid, but after I won I started interally singing SexyBack by Justin Timberlake. But I made it to a tennis relation song. Here is the first verse:

I am bringing SlicesBack.
My stunned opponents don't know how to act.
The underspin cause them to react.
They didn't know I am bring SlicesBack!

I am such a weirdo ...