Which Would You Eat

I saw a commericial for Arby's yesterday and remember having the worst sandwhich there 20 years. Since that point the thought of eating at Arby's makes a bit sick. I asked myself:

If a gun was to my head and I was forced to eat an Arby's sandwhich OR my feces, which would I choose?

I think I would eat the sandwhich after weighing the pros and cons of both. Yeah Arby's is food, but my feces will taste the way I would expect it ... like crap. But the thought of eating my crap over the crap they serve at Arby's would be a bit unsettling.

Is this a weird subject to think about?