Category Archives: things said to me

Me: Excuse, are these the avocados that are on sale?Produce guy: Yes. They are $0.99 each.Me: The ad states that jumbo Hass avocados are on sale, these are not the same.PG: All avocados are the same.Me: Actually, no. These are … Continue reading →

INT. Location – Round-up – Night While shooting pool with friends, HOT SHY GUY* wearing a black wifebeater came over and started chatting with my friend J. Everyone, including myself, was checking him out but he seemed interested in J. … Continue reading →

INT. Location – Round-Up – NIGHT DRUNK GIRL is invading my personal space by stand so close to me that my right arm is fully submerged in her ample cleavage. DRUNK GIRL(while staring intently into my eyes)I didn’t get all … Continue reading →

“Te comerías a besos …” This was said to me by some guy I met. My limited Spanish couldn’t figure out what this guy meant at first, so he had to explain it to me. Loosely translated: “I want to … Continue reading →