And, You Are? » things said to me http://blog.killervirgo.com Thu, 09 Sep 2010 05:06:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 They Are All The Same http://blog.killervirgo.com/2009/09/they-are-all-same.html http://blog.killervirgo.com/2009/09/they-are-all-same.html#comments Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:04:00 +0000 Killervirgo http://killervirgo.com/blog/?p=334 Continue reading →]]> Me: Excuse, are these the avocados that are on sale?
Produce guy: Yes. They are $0.99 each.
Me: The ad states that jumbo Hass avocados are on sale, these are not the same.
PG: All avocados are the same.
Me: Actually, no. These are smaller, and they aren’t grown in California.
PG: [silence]
Me: …okay. Have a nice day.

I wasn’t trying to be a pain, but the advertisement clearly said Hass avocados and not ones from Mexico. I felt bad, so decided to buy some anyways.

]]> http://blog.killervirgo.com/2009/09/they-are-all-same.html/feed 1 Things Said To Me: Hot Shy Guy Edition http://blog.killervirgo.com/2008/08/things-said-to-me-hot-shy-guy-edition.html http://blog.killervirgo.com/2008/08/things-said-to-me-hot-shy-guy-edition.html#comments Sun, 10 Aug 2008 12:59:00 +0000 Killervirgo http://killervirgo.com/blog/?p=227 Continue reading →]]> INT. Location – Round-up – Night

While shooting pool with friends, HOT SHY GUY* wearing a black wifebeater came over and started chatting with my friend J. Everyone, including myself, was checking him out but he seemed interested in J. I asked J who the guy was and J answered HOT SHY GUY was just looking to challenged the table. The game ended and I was elected to play to keep our table. HOT SHY GUY seemed really timid, but nice. I won the first game and went over to shake his hand and he decided that he wanted to play another round. He complimented me on my shot-making, jokingly calling me the Tiger Woods of pool. I eventually won the match and went to him to chat a bit.


HOT SHY GUY
(after pulling me close to him for an embrace and a bit of chatting)
So does beating guys in pool get your d**k hard?

KILLERVIRGO
(trying to be funny and to do a bit of flirting)
No .. not really … well, maybe a little.

HOT SHY GUY
Are you gay?

KILLERVIRGO
(answered hesitantly because it not a question I am asked often)
Yes.

HOT SHY GUY
(Seeming please with my answer)
Do you have a boyfriend?

KILLERVIRGO
(with some hesitation and an awkward pause … for reasons unknown)
No, I don’t.

HOT SHY GUY
Are you into white guys?

KILLERVIRGO
(taken aback a little because I thought he was Latino … but it didn’t matter)
I am into all people.

HOT SHY GUY
Cool. Let me get you number.

I gave him my number, but HOT SHY GUY didn’t put it in his phone correctly so I had to give it to him again. He successfully call me and I saved his number on my iPhone. We talked for a bit more before he decided to venture out of the game area.

HOT SHY GUY
I will talk to you later, Black Beauty!

*This is who he sort of resembles:

taken from Season 1 Episode 3 of Queer As Folk.

]]> http://blog.killervirgo.com/2008/08/things-said-to-me-hot-shy-guy-edition.html/feed 0 Things Said To Me: Drunk Girl Edition http://blog.killervirgo.com/2008/08/things-said-to-me-drunk-girl-edition.html http://blog.killervirgo.com/2008/08/things-said-to-me-drunk-girl-edition.html#comments Sun, 03 Aug 2008 13:09:00 +0000 Killervirgo http://killervirgo.com/blog/?p=220 Continue reading →]]> INT. Location – Round-Up – NIGHT

DRUNK GIRL is invading my personal space by stand so close to me that my right arm is fully submerged in her ample cleavage.


DRUNK GIRL
(while staring intently into my eyes)
I didn’t get all dress up NOT to make-out with someone!

KILLERVIRGO
(dumbfounded and a little frightened by the statement)
…..

KILLERVIRGO slithers away from DRUNK GIRL to be rescued by his friends. Meanwhile, DRUNK GIRL is literally falling out of her high-heeled shoes while walking no more than three feet to the next unsuspecting gay man.

]]> http://blog.killervirgo.com/2008/08/things-said-to-me-drunk-girl-edition.html/feed 0 Things Said To Me: En Español http://blog.killervirgo.com/2008/07/things-said-to-me-en-espa.html http://blog.killervirgo.com/2008/07/things-said-to-me-en-espa.html#comments Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:56:00 +0000 Killervirgo http://killervirgo.com/blog/?p=218 Continue reading →]]> “Te comerías a besos …”

This was said to me by some guy I met. My limited Spanish couldn’t figure out what this guy meant at first, so he had to explain it to me. Loosely translated:

“I want to cover you with kisses as though I were eating you.”

Interesting.

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